I thought I'd welcome in the most tedious, fatphobic and diet-filled month of the year with a little film I made in 2009, which premiered at the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival in 2010. Old news! Oh well.
It's called Lovely and Slim and is based on a song that came about when I really tried hard to think of the benefits of being thin – sorry, 'slim', apparently the polite way of saying thin. When I was growing up, 'lovely and slim' was the opposite concept to 'fat and ugly'. I hope that I have subverted the former and reclaimed the latter with this little film.
Sorry about the online vid quality, I need to learn more about formats and sharing and whatnot. Oh dear!
Lovely and Slim lyrics – sing along!
It's great to be slim
You can wear tiny things
If there's a gap in the wall
You'll get through if you're small
It's great to be slim
It's great to be slim
You can keep in trim
You can go on a bender
And wake up still slender
It's great to be slim
Chorus:
Slim, slim, lovely and slim
It's great to be slim
When you're down at the gym
The people who see you
They all wanna be you
It's great to be slim
It's great to be slim
You can fit right in
When the weather is sunny
You can show off your tummy
It's great to be slim
It's great to be slim
It proves you're not dim
It's ever so clever
To be light as a feather
It's great to be slim
It's great to be slim
If you're not, you're a crim
With a low BMI
You can reach for the sky
It's great to be slim
My beautiful legs
My elegant neck
My delicate wrists
My tight upper arms
My willowy hips
My internal organs
ALL LOVELY AND SLIM
Original music composed by Simon Murphy
Original lyrics and performance by Simon Murphy, Charlotte Cooper and Kay Hyatt
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