Who's This?!
Sometimes you wake up in bed next to a stranger; is an after-sex selfie really appropriate here?
Body Work
This is a creative way to show off tattoos.
Too Cool
They look like they are in a rap video . . .
Bonding Time
It's pretty natural for a couple to lie down together after sex and bond. What's not natural? Taking a timed selfie of it and posting it on the internet.
Deal With It
The maturity level of a post-sex selfie seems to fit the youngest age group.
On Top?
You know what would make Thanksgiving dinner more awkward? That time your parents and relatives had to see a post about your sex life pop up on their Instagram feed. Good to know they're getting some...?
Melancholy Lovers
Sometimes you want to show the world that you're in love. We can think of about a hundred different ways to do it than by posting a selfie that tells the world you just had sex. At least smile, for goodness sake!
Spoof Selfie
This would be a MUCH more accurate post-sex selfie than some of the others we've seen. That act of passion might have come with some complexities. This is a hilarious spoof and we're thinking these two crazy kids are gonna make it!
Right to Sleep
So, they fell right to sleep and the phone just too a selfie all by itself? That's almost as hard to believe as the fact that anyone would think it's cool to post something like this!
Broken Phone
They decided to take this photo as an opportunity to update the world on every little detail happening in their lives. The Someone broke their phone, oh yeah and they also just had sex. Consider yourself updated on WAY more information than you could ever hope to know.
